*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
i like how Nicki Minaj is behind her like “yep that bitch right there.”
doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)
If you’re staying on Tumblr, reblog this.
Why would I get off tumblr? Because it’s owned by yahoo? Who cares, it’s still tumblr.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”
and i just
This is so much better it’s ridiculous.