when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
oh wow her dad makes a really convincing dog
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
I hate this so much more than anything
a cinematic masterpiece
say something im giving up on school
"Stop throwing chocolate the songs not even about chocolate it’s about weed"
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…
Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.