sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across

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doctorangel:

jakemalik:

hungryzekes:

kanyewesticle:

holynipples:

kanyewesticle:

jakemalik:

kanyewesticle:

*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that

*bites lip* oh yeah baby

*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that

*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper

what

*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper

wtf can we get some privacy here

*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no

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poopflow:

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

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If you’re staying on Tumblr, reblog this.

squeekylittlemeercat:

Why would I get off tumblr? Because it’s owned by yahoo? Who cares, it’s still tumblr.

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tyl3rwyl3r:

strider69:

so my friend told me today, “you’re not forever alone, you’re forever available”

and i just

This is so much better it’s ridiculous.

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